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Personal voice services
Personal Outgoing Voicemail Message
I will record an outgoing voicemail message for your personal voicemail and email you a .WAV file.  I can record in my own voice, the Skeptic Watch presenter or Kevin, in either a predetermined script or something custom that we'll work on together (under 30 seconds).

Standard Scripts
  • My Voice
    • Hello, thank you for calling <name>.  Unfortunately, s/he is unable to answer the phone right now, so please leave your name, number and a short message and s/he will be sure to get back to you as soon as possible.
  • Skeptic Watch
    • ​Our Skeptical Skeptic Watchers have discovered that <name> is unable to answer the phone right now (Dun Dun Duuuuun).  Please leave your name and number after the beep and s/he will get back to you as soon as possible.  This has been Skeptic Watch
  • Kevin
    • Hellooo, I'm Kevin!  <name> is not able to answer the phone right now, oh dear.  Please be so kind as to leave your name and number and maybe a reason for calling and <name> will try to get back to you right away.  Although, s/he never gets back to me.  Goodbye!
Notes: When you order, please send me an email with your name (for the greeting) and how to pronounce it.  It will be up to you to figure out how to get it recorded to your phone.
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Professional voice services
Custom Voice Overs
Need a voice for your Kickstarter?  Want someone to narrate a tutorial video for you?  Maybe you need announcements for your business to notify customers your store is closing or the show is about to begin.  I can even do voice overs for videos at your next convention or event.  I will record these or anything else for you.

Sample Rates:
  • Base:
    • $20 per 100 words (or any portion thereof).  Includes one (1) redo
  • Redo:
    • $5 per 100 words (or any portion thereof) per redo of the project when pre-purchased
    • $15 per 100 words (or any portion thereof) per redo of the project
  • Synchronization
    • $25 flat fee to synchronize voice over to music or video

Terms & Miscellaneous:
  • I do not record my characters or voices for commercial projects
  • You must certify that you own the copyrights for your script before recording begins
  • I will read the script exactly as submitted, so please ensure that all spelling and grammar is correct.
  • Please notify me of any specific pronunciations required if they exist
  • A 25% non-refundable deposit is required before recording begins
  • These rates are only examples and are subject to change depending on the individual project.  Email me to request a quote for your project.
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